Would Someone Please Help Her!

This is Nessa!

This is Nessa's ball

Nessa loves her ball. I can not explain Nessa's love for her ball. It's a special kind of love. Some would say unnatural. Not me, I would say she's a retriever.
But truly, Nessa does need help. Nessa has a problem.
Nessa needs a 12 step program

Sometimes bad things happen to her ball.
Daddy has been known to lock her ball up when he vacuums.
It surely is pitiful when her ball gets locked up.

If I poke my nose at this door maybe it will release my ball.
Woof! Woof!
Help! Someone please help me!
I can't get my ball!

Sometimes, my ball get stuck behind the box that my people watch.
(It seems to get stuck back there when Mama throws it. I'm sure she doesn't do it on purpose or does she?)
There are strange things back there.
It scares me.
But I really need my ball.

Let me try this!
Maybe if I bark at it?



Maybe if I lean in far enough?
Dang-it!
Will someone please save my ball?
I'm desperate here!



Mama, my ball is stuck.
Will you get it for me?
Will you stop pointing that thing that flashes light in my eyes at me?
Geez!
Give me a break here!

I can't get it any closer to you Mama.
Throw it already!


Love,
Nessa