It's No Wonder the Boy Was a Slacker

It's genetic. He gets it from his mother. Sure, he may look like his dad but he gets his incredible laziness from me. *sniff* I couldn't be more proud. Want proof of this genetic abnormality? What should have been his sophomore year was spent on my couch (*cough cough re-focusing on his future. cough cough) slacking. Oh sure, in the last few years he's more than made up for it whereas I on the other hand have a terminal case.

I imagine that there is some sort of self-help book out there on how to stop slacking but I'm just too sloth like to find it. Is there a government agency that will not only find the help I need but will also sign me up, drive me there and then at the end of the course go to rehab for me? Notice I didn't say take me to rehab. I don't think I could summon the energy after the coursework to actually show up at more meetings. So exhausting, sigh****

Anyway, this post wasn't supposed to air my dirty laundry (which I have piles and piles of, btw) but to thank anyone and everyone who has given me a blog award that I may have not acknowledged, followed the rules on, or any other thing I should have been doing but haven't. Excuses, excuses!

Keeping all that above in mind, I've received awards from kind and wonderful bloggy friends in the past and it seems to take me months in order to get around to acknowledging them. No, it is not because I'm Big Time and can't be bothered with the little people (I AM the little people). It's because I'm a certified slacker. In fact, if there was a doctorate degree in slacking I'd be speaking at someone's commencement ceremony. That is if I could get my butt off the couch. Isn't that what webcams are for?

So if you have given me an award in the last few months. Thank you! Really, I mean that. I'm not just saying it. I'm just sort of a lazy ass and haven't dealt with it.



I did actually save one. (Sandy, Thank you again). So I'll say thank you and pass it on to whoever wants it. Ahhh...remember slacker here? I can't be expected to actually chose people to give it to or follow rules. That would be so exhausting.


Anyway, If I haven't acknowledged a blog award from you please don't think its because I don't care. It is only that I tend to be horribly lazy. In lieu of posting them here I'll just do an all encompassing; Thank You truly!!!!

Oh and if you have never given me one; Thank you. You've saved me from having to post them, linking them, follow some kind of guidelines, then feel guilty because I couldn't find the gumption to do all that. Saving me from pouring another glass of wine to drown out the nasty little voices in my head that hammer away at me to, at the very least say thank you. If I'm going to pour that second glass I want it to be because I want to enjoy it not because I'm using it as a crutch. Uhhhh.that's right... it's enjoyment.

Gawd! I'm such an ingrate. Now, I need another glass of wine.

What do you mean I can't have one at 6:39 am? It's got to be 5pm somewhere.


Love,
M