Gravity You Bitch!

It is Random Thoughts Tuesday. Sure I could have phoned this one in but nooooo! I fortified myself with a couple of glasses of wine in order to give you the best of my randomness. Okay, so I would have fortified myself anyway but you benefit.

Maybe.

Could be I'm just blowing smoke up your skirts.

Don't wear skirts?

Matt, buddy.....think about it. Truly, you have the legs for it.



Gravity totally sucks. Sure, it keeps your feet on the ground and all but damn if you try to defy it in anyway it pays you back in spades. Need an example? Try putting that one last piece of china on the glass shelf of your china cabinet. What happens? That shelf falls down breaking 20 pieces of antique Spode china.

A cup and saucer will cost me $32 to replace. Luncheon plate another $32. That is a single luncheon plate. Replacing 12 is going to cost me....uh....shit math again. Let's just say a lot. I cried like a baby. The boy was completely stymied. He kept hugging me. My back has bruises from the patting.



It is just me or are there some really sick individuals out there? Sure, I half expected some weird search stats after my blog post entitled Dildo Dogs but dang! Take a look at numbers 2 and 8. Six people out there were looking for dildos for their dogs. Now those are some committed dog owners or dog owners that should be committed.

Huevos rancheros once again it the jackpot. As it's been doing for the last 8 to 10 weeks. Yay, huevos rancheros! You go uh.....eggs!

1. huevos rancheros recipe (21 times)
2. dog dildo (5 times)
3. love story with greek (2 times)
4. are portabella mushrooms ok for dogs? (2 times)
5. michele dog's life (2 times)
6. asparagus gazacho recipe (1 time)
7. witor's noir chocolates (1 time)
8. dildos for dogs (1 time)
9. "portabella mushrooms" (1 time)
10. type of dog mostly love by the greek (1 time)
11. pumpkin and dogs (1 time)
12. vacation at the rest area lol (1 time)
13. white cheese sauce with ricotta cheese (1 time)
14. huevos ranchero recipes (1 time)
15. wordless wednesday (1 time)
16. am i too old for a dog (1 time)
17. what to make with pumpkin ravioli (1 time)
18. label (1 time)
19. sauce for pumpkin ravioli (1 time)
20. i am in love story with greek (1 time)
21. gil elvgren librarian pin up (1 time)
22. 5177 (1 time)
23. please 4: it's a dog's life porn (1 time)
24. what spices to have in your kitchen (1 time)
25. pumpkin dogs (1 time)

WTF, is up with #23? Is there dog porn? If so, I DO.NOT.WANT.TO.KNOW.ABOUT.IT!!!



This is so cool. The Huffington Post has featured the Meatless Monday folks. Come to find out the Huffington Post is going to post Meatless Monday recipes starting next Monday. Now, if I'd get off my lazy arse and send some recipes in I'd hit the big time. Or as big of time I'll ever hit. It might be better than being under Paul McCartney....visually not literally.

Can you think of any recipe I should send in? Which did you like the best?

That does it for me. You all should really head over to Keely's place, The UnMom, to find some of the best randomness to be had. That's right folks! We would never short change you on randonmess.

Love,
M