Well hello there. Come out from behind the gaily wrapped presents, the heavenly smelling Christmas baking and the brightly lit tree.
What you say?
There is no gaily wrapped packages?
No heavenly smelling Christmas baking?
No brightly lit tree?
Where are the damn elves?
I ordered all this stuff months ago!
I came to the sad realization that I have an embarrassing number of wine corks. Pulled from wine bottles that I drank the wine out of (not those pansy-assed ones you buy at the craft store). This occurred to me when we needed place card holders at work for the holiday party. I went online to find cheap and easy ones. What pops out of the internets? Wine cork place card holders. I mention that this would be a fun and inexpensive project. Someone else on the planning committee mentions that our budget won't support buying enough wine corks for every dish that will be brought. Then it was the moment of reckoning. I HAVE enough for every holiday party for the next five years.
|only a small selection of the ever burgeoning collection.||Help Me!|
From 1883 Texas cookbook
A Good Liniment
I'm pretty sure that your muscles will relax just mixing this concoction.
The painting is almost done.
Just need to finish up the bushes in the right hand corner. I might be filling in along the right side as well.
Go forth and visit others.