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Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Fill in because I'm just too lazy to write my spin today

1. I'm going to go grocery shopping and apply for a part-time job, and, I'm going to paint and I’m going to clean my house and I’m going to cook, do laundry and volunteer at my local zoo, I am just kidding you. I’m way too lazy to do any of that shit.

2. Why do I have work and not get paid an ungodly amount of money?

3. How does this contraption work, anyway?

4. Every morning, I put my big girl panties on my very flat butt and hope they don’t ride up all day long.

5. I consider myself lucky because JR hasn’t run screaming from our house because of my craziness.


6. One day we’ll see a man on the moon. Oh wait, if you believe NASA we already did.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to enjoying Martini and movie night with friends, tomorrow my plans include something called “the 9th annual Strong Beer Festival” because JR loves him some beer and Sunday, I want to do anything but go to a retirement party, yawn!


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15 comments:

  1. HeatherPrideFebruary 27, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Wow, I think I'd rather do the strong beer festival than go to a birthday party tomorrow. Wanna trade?

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    I think volunteering at the zoo could be fun - screw the rest of it though.

    TGIF!

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  3. Sprite's KeeperFebruary 27, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    I work at a zoo and don't get paid.. What's up with that? I didn't volunteer, so shouldn't there be some compensation?

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  4. MicheleFebruary 27, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    Heather: the beer thing is going to eat $40 from JR's b-day money.

    K: I'm not even sure they accept volunteers at our zoo but it sounded good.

    Jen: Yeah, work sucks like that.

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  5. Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff...February 27, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    I love you Michelle because you have a wonky sense of humor like I do!!
    Where's your crib girl? We need to have a martini or four together :)
    Take good care and.......

    Steady On
    Reggie Girl

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  6. Ginny MarieFebruary 27, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    You had me going there with #1! Your plans for the weekend sound much more fun than mine!

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  7. Petra a.k.a The Wise (*Young*) MommyFebruary 27, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    Sounds like an awesome weekend! I am mucho jealous!

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  8. zipbagofbonesFebruary 27, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    You're so ambitious! Wait...I read that wrong the first time. You lazy bum! Wanna be friends?

    PS - I made an "Awesome Piece of Bullshit Award" for C.S. Perry. He said it made his day.

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  9. CaseyFebruary 27, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    Have a fun girls night tonight! Man on the moon, ha! ;)

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  10. KeelyFebruary 27, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    lol @ #6!!

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  11. PseudoFebruary 28, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    How was the movie? Happy weekend.

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  12. Vodka MomFebruary 28, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    I am LAUGHING so hard at your "I don't have sex" comment!!

    Well, I TRY not to, but dammit sometimes I can't help myself

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  13. BeckyFebruary 28, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    What movie did you see? We just saw the International. It was very Clive Owenish.

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  14. SherendipityMarch 1, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    I want beer. I don't even like beer, but I want beer.
    Anything alcoholic, causing induced memory lapse and feelings of floaty good will. Yes, please.

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  15. AnonymousMarch 1, 2009 at 11:24 PM

    Ahhh ... the zoo. I think I need a trip to the zoo.

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