Friday, February 27, 2009

Friday Fill in because I'm just too lazy to write my spin today

1. I'm going to go grocery shopping and apply for a part-time job, and, I'm going to paint and I’m going to clean my house and I’m going to cook, do laundry and volunteer at my local zoo, I am just kidding you. I’m way too lazy to do any of that shit.

2. Why do I have work and not get paid an ungodly amount of money?

3. How does this contraption work, anyway?

4. Every morning, I put my big girl panties on my very flat butt and hope they don’t ride up all day long.

5. I consider myself lucky because JR hasn’t run screaming from our house because of my craziness.

6. One day we’ll see a man on the moon. Oh wait, if you believe NASA we already did.

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to enjoying Martini and movie night with friends, tomorrow my plans include something called “the 9th annual Strong Beer Festival” because JR loves him some beer and Sunday, I want to do anything but go to a retirement party, yawn!

You can hitch a ride on this crazy train here


  1. Wow, I think I'd rather do the strong beer festival than go to a birthday party tomorrow. Wanna trade?

  2. I think volunteering at the zoo could be fun - screw the rest of it though.


  3. I work at a zoo and don't get paid.. What's up with that? I didn't volunteer, so shouldn't there be some compensation?

  4. Heather: the beer thing is going to eat $40 from JR's b-day money.

    K: I'm not even sure they accept volunteers at our zoo but it sounded good.

    Jen: Yeah, work sucks like that.

  5. I love you Michelle because you have a wonky sense of humor like I do!!
    Where's your crib girl? We need to have a martini or four together :)
    Take good care and.......

    Steady On
    Reggie Girl

  6. You had me going there with #1! Your plans for the weekend sound much more fun than mine!

  7. Sounds like an awesome weekend! I am mucho jealous!

  8. You're so ambitious! Wait...I read that wrong the first time. You lazy bum! Wanna be friends?

    PS - I made an "Awesome Piece of Bullshit Award" for C.S. Perry. He said it made his day.

  9. Have a fun girls night tonight! Man on the moon, ha! ;)

  10. I am LAUGHING so hard at your "I don't have sex" comment!!

    Well, I TRY not to, but dammit sometimes I can't help myself

  11. What movie did you see? We just saw the International. It was very Clive Owenish.

  12. I want beer. I don't even like beer, but I want beer.
    Anything alcoholic, causing induced memory lapse and feelings of floaty good will. Yes, please.

  13. Ahhh ... the zoo. I think I need a trip to the zoo.