Thursday, February 7, 2008

When puppies attack

An innocent victim of a vicious attack was found dead under my dinning room table today. The dinning room chair pad had taken a non-life threatening fall from one of the chairs. While happily residing under the dinning room table, the chair pad was assaulted by a ferocious puppy. The suspect in the crime was apprehended almost immediately and found with incriminating evidence hanging from her mouth. The trails of chair stuffing lead the investigator to the scene of the gruesome crime. Nessa, the suspect, is being held without bail pending further investigation. Investigators do not believe that her partner was involved in the attack and has been released on his own recognizance. The victim’s name is being withheld until its family can be notified.

1 comment:

  1. That is too funny, caught in the act! I don't know -- that partner looks a bit suspicious to me!