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Friday, January 30, 2009

Baco Foil Hat News


This wouldn't seem so funny except that one of Arizona's Governors was impeached because he wore a tin foil hat to keep the alien mind-control at bay. My BFF 3 time half-marathon finisher (for the free beer) thinks this is exceptional internet moment, brought to you by the Spankhurts. Ouch!!! Dude.

See link http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php

If Julie wasn't too lazy to actually guest blog you would see more from her. She is too effing funny!

She hopes you enjoy the link.

Love,
M

Monday, January 26, 2009

Momento Monday - News

The DIL and I were driving home the other day from work and she's all going on about how we should go through all the family stuff I've been dragging around all these years and how important it is to write stuff down and how the boys won't care, Yada, yada, yada.

Her reasoning (which is probably sound but I don't want to admit it and since she reads this blog she'll know I was listening as she yammered on. Oh well.) is that if I die tomorrow all the stories that I drug out of my mother-in-law will be lost. The problem with this "let's pull your shit out of the closets and disgorge all the family history in your head" theory means that I may just have to do work.
Way too lazy here, folks.
It would be a lot more fun if I could just tease her with bits of information over a long period of time. She's incredibly anal so this would make her crazy. I'm all over that!

I can't torment the boys anymore (they just don't fall for it, the jerks) so I need to have someone to torment. She fits the bill really well.



This is my husband's grandfather. It is his graduation from Pharmacy school portrait.
Isn't he handsome? JR and the youngest Boy look a lot like him.
Get a load of that collar! Bet, made turning his head difficult.



Here is his graduation certificate.
Anyone know where Collingwood, Ontario is?
I think it is north of Toronto.



This is a photo of his mother. Most likely before she had a dozen kids.



Here is the whole family.
Yep, I was right. You have a dozen curtain climbers and you start to look old real quick. I only had 2 and they aged me.
10 boys. Good Grief!
That little girl on the left was probably the worst of the bunch. You know how those babies are. Spoken like a true middle child.


Here are some shots of the older boys.



JR's grandpa moved down to the United States around the turn of the 20th century. He settled in North Dakota and married JR's grandmother in 1911. She was 18 and he was about 36. My mother-in-law was born 11 months later. They then packed up and moved to Montana.


So that ought to be enough info to satisfy the DIL for a while. If not, she'll just have to wait. I can't be expected to spew family history all at once. This is a dish best savored.


Love,
M

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Vodka News

I just read a report by Technorati that said that blog titles that had the word news in them got the most hits. So in the interest of upping my stats I'll be adding the word news to all my titles for a while. Consider it a study.

I was going to post my fish breading recipe or my smoky spice rub recipe but after making a Cosmopolitan (my favorite cocktail, BTW) with blood orange I just have to pass this along. It was to die for. I'm sure that I am not the only one who has made this before but since it was a first for me I'm going to claim it. If someone doesn't like it, tough!


Blood Orange Cosmopolitan

2 parts vodka
2 parts cranberry juice (I used the one with less sugar & calories. Watching our weight here!)
1 part Triple Sec
the juice from one small blood orange (I'd say a least a couple of tablespoons)

Fill 2 - 6ounce martini glasses with ice (you could always keep them in the freezer but I just don't have room.) While these cool down fill a shaker with ice. Take vodka out of the freezer. (What? I can't be the only one who keep it there). Put all ingredients in shaker. Give it a good shake. Empty the ice in the martini glasses into the dog's water bowl. (Waste not, you know) Pour equal amounts into glasses. Take small to medium size sip out of husband's glass. Then take one out of yours so he doesn't think you are bogarting all the good stuff. Enjoy!

Love,
M

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Tomato Basil Soup

Photo courtesy of Crosbycafe.com

I love tomato soup with grilled cheese sandwiches on cold Saturdays. Yeah, Yeah, this is Phoenix. It doesn't really qualify as cold, ever. For us though it was a little cool today. Which made for a perfect excuse to have a soup and sandwich lunch. Like I need an excuse to be self-indulgent.

My love of tomato soup does not extend to canned soup. I hate the copious amounts of salt and the price of canned soup. So I make my own (this is not saying much since I really make most everything homemade). It hardly takes any extra time to make homemade soup and it tastes so much better. What makes it even tastier is the cheap, cheap, cheap price of this soup. Soup is notoriously cheap anyway but this one came in under $1.75 for 4 servings.

Here's my recipe for Tomato Basil Soup

2 cans diced tomatoes
3/4 cup milk*
1/4 cup onion, diced**
1 clove garlic, minced
2 tablespoons butter***
2 tablespoons flour
1/2 cup fresh basil or 1/4 cup dried, chop the fresh basil
Salt & pepper to taste

In sauce pan, melt butter. Add onion and garlic and cook until soft. Sprinkle in flour. Cook for a couple of minutes. You want to cook off the flour taste but not so much to make a dark roux.

Add the 2 cans of tomatoes and milk. Let it come up to a boil. Add more milk a tablespoon or so at a time if the soup is too thick.

With an immersion blender, potato masher, or blender blend until you get the smoothness you like. I don't like mine perfectly smooth which is a good thing since I have yet to master the immersion blender smooth soup test. I'd give myself a "B" grade. Let soup warm back up. Add basil, salt and pepper. Let simmer while you make the sandwiches.

Serves 4

*I used evaporated milk because I happened to have 3/4 can of it leftover but any type will work. Keep it low fat by using fat free milk.
**I buy onions that are pre-chopped and frozen in the frozen foods section of the grocery store. I can get a 16 ounce bag for .99cents. Buying onion and peppers pre-chopped and frozen is such a time saver and the price works out about the same.
***Any fat will work. If you are trying to keep this fairly healthy use olive oil.


I made my cheese sandwiches with mozzarella cheese, french bread and fresh basil. Then when I dipped my sandwich into the soup it tasted like pizza margarita. Yummy! Unlike the Captain I did not cut my sandwiches with a gingerbread men cookie cutter. I went with the classic grilled cheese sandwich shape with unusual ingredients.


Love,
M

Friday, January 23, 2009

If only these were worth something today


This old gentleman was my husband's maternal grandfather. (Isn't JR adorable?)
JR's Granddaddy Bill was quite a character.



He was raised (or at least spent some time) in this house north of Toronto in about the 1870-1880s.
He was many many things.
He trained to be a pharmacist in Canada then immigrated the U.S. in his 20s.
He farmed a bit in Montana
He owned a drug store there also.
During the Great Depression he would trade products in his store for whatever services the people had to offer.
According to my MIL he would bring home men (mostly) for lunch without telling his wife. They would feed them then put them to work for the day. I have hundreds of photos from that time period because of a lot of down on their luck photographers came to his store for supplies. (she usually wasn't pleased. Not because she had to feed them but because then she would have to have her picture taken without dressing up first. I know this because I asked my MIL why her mother always looked a little put out).

He was also a Wildcatter.
He bought hundreds of shares of oil stocks from 1918 to 1927.


The last coupon clipped out of these stocks was September 1928.


Now they are only lovely reminders of him.
We also think that they are beautiful in their own ornate way.
So I guess they are worth something after all.

Love,
M

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Stuffed Chicken Breasts

So this is my 200th post and what is more fitting than posting about food. I mean really, I'm all about food. And my dogs, and getting information out to the masses, and I guess my family but not as much as food. I'm pretty food driven. You'd never know that considering all my cuisine issues. The whole vegetarian thing gets in the way but I'd never go back to eating meat. The migraine headaches that I would get just aren't worth it.

So enough about that crap; I'll get right to the food. JR and The Boy loved this. In fact they raved about the stuffing. Personally when you stuff cheese into anything it's got to be good. So here it is, please enjoy:

Stuffed Chicken Breasts

1 small onion, minced
1/4 green pepper, minced (optional)
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 cup zucchini,minced (optional)
1 cup frozen spinach, thawed and squeezed dried
1/2 cup dried breadcrumbs, very fine
1/4 cup sun dried tomatoes, either packed in oil or dried & soaked in warm water to rehydrate, minced
1/2 cup soft goat cheese
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
2 or 3 tablespoons of lemon juice
salt & pepper to taste
4 chicken breasts
olive oil

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Saute onion, green pepper, zucchini, and garlic in 2 tablespoons of olive oil. Do not brown. Just sweat these a bit to soften. Combine spinach, breadcrumbs, sun dried tomatoes, goat cheese, lemon juice and Parmesan cheese. Add sauteed vegetables. Salt & pepper. Go ahead, stick a fork in this to try it out. If you need more salt & pepper this is the time to decide. This should be a thick paste. Adjust with more lemon juice or breadcrumbs if needed. Go easy on the breadcrumbs though; you don't want it to taste bready.

Place each chicken breast between 2 pieces of waxed paper or plastic wrap. Beat this meat until it is all one thickness. (yeah, I'm pretty sure that there is some technical term for this but beating meat is so much more fun to say).

Put about 2 tablespoons to 1/4 cup of the stuffing in the middle of each chicken breast. Roll up chicken breast and secure with a tooth pick. (I didn't have tooth picks so I used bamboo skewers. No big deal they work on the same principal. You could even tie them up with kitchen twine but really who has this stuff hanging around? Not me! Sounds way too gourmet for me. Remember I'm cheap and easy. Oh wait, that's another story.)

Heat 3 tablespoons of olive oil in a cast iron fry pan or one that will go into the oven. Brown chicken on at least one side. Put pan, uncovered, into the preheated oven. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes or until the juices run clear when you cut into it. You decide when you want to take this out. If you are freaked out by the chance of under-cooked chicken leave it in for the extra 5 minutes. If not take it out sooner. JR is particularly concerned about salmonella so I left it in.

Serves 4.

I served this with lemon parsley rice and green beans.

I had stuffing leftover which I plan to stuffed into mushrooms, tomatoes, baby eggplant, green peppers, or zucchini. Now that I think about it, you could stuff the stuffing into roma tomato halves then broil them until bubbly (yummmmmm....). Serve as a starter for a party. Now, my mouth is watering.

You could so turn this into a vegetarian dish. I didn't because the guys really haven't had any meat this week. They start to whine and turn really pitiful if they go more than 3 days without. The big babies.

Love,
M

P.S. You'll have to put up with a ton of recipes that include lemon in the next week or so. They are ripe right now and I have two large sacks of them waiting for me to do something with them. I hope to find the time to juice and freeze them this weekend.

P.S.S. I adapted this recipe from a recipe from my Cooking Light Cookbook so I guess it is pretty low fat and calories. I cut the cheese down and added more veggies. Really, it has to be better for you than their recipe.

I'm Rich!

This was in my inbox yesterday. I know you are all jealous because I was singled out for this fabulous prize. I can't wait to collect my winnings.


This is to notify you that £1,000,000.00(GBP) has been awarded to your e-mail in our UK Sweepstakes New Year Promo.Reply to this email with your Information to file for your claims.

Full Names:
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Age:
Occupation:
Residential Address:

(Information Officer)
Email: drluissantiagodepartment009@hotmail.com

breaking down this email address, hmmm....

dr luis santigo department009

Sounds British to me.

Maybe it's just me but I think they might be screwing with me.

Love,
M

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts

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Keely over at the Un-Mom has this terrific bit of blog bling and of course Mr. Linky. I hope it works this week I sure love me some geeky crap. If you haven't read her go on over there. You'll be glad you did. Would I steer you wrong? Probably but not on purpose.

Here's my random stuff:
  • Would it violate my vegetarianism if I shot the pigeons outside my office window. I keep shooing them away but they keep coming back. I'm trying to work here? Your damn cooing is getting on my nerves.
  • I cleaned my home office this weekend and it still looks like crap.
  • This weekend there was a charity run near our house. You would think that the police and the organizers could get their act together. It took us over an hour to find a route that would get us home. This was a five mile trip people!!! And not the first time this year either. Charity runs seem to ALWAYS go by our house. We are held captive in our neighborhood at least a dozen times a season because of charity walks or runs and I'm pretty pissed about it. Get creative. Pick another area to have your event. They would probably love to host your event up in Fountain Hills. Please give those of us a break in Tempe, okay?
  • Nessa is making me crazy. She rolls her ball under whatever piece of furniture is close to me than barks and whines ceaselessly until I get it for her. Which involves me getting down on the floor, fishing said ball out while she gets her nose as close to my head as possible and steps on my hair. "Nessa if you don't get off my hair I can't get up to throw the ball!!"
  • Kath over at Haf-Dozenreasons posted about her pantry the other day. Very cool pie safe. Go check it out.
I've got more but if I don't start getting ready for work soon I'll end up looking like I just rolled out of bed. Oh wait, that's how I always look. Since, I have to be on the reference desk while the inauguration is taking place maybe I'll make everyone pay for it by not showering, brushing my hair, or putting on a little makeup. That'll teach them.

Love,
M

Monday, January 19, 2009

How to make a fool of yourself while changing a tire.

One day the oldest boy and I were driving north on Highway 18 from Auburn, Washington to Kent, Washington where we lived when the right rear tire on the car decided to go flat. The Boy was about 13 at the time. My first thought was (bad word, bad word, and really bad word!): "What a perfect opportunity to teach the Boy how to change a tire."

I pulled to the side of the road then proceeded to pull out all the stuff needed to change a tire. After, I shifted all the crap that I had in the back of the car. You know, the assorted junk, plastic men, computer parts, and food wrappers, that accumulates in the back of a station wagon (shut up, it was just after minivan became the vehicle of choice for SAHMs).

The Boy stood next to me, looking all interested when he really wasn't, as I took off the hub cap. Our lesson went something like this:

Me: Now Honey, get down here and take a look at what I'm doing. (as I scoot under the car trying to find the best place to place the jack.)

Him: Grunt, grunt, sigh. (13 is the age where boys become cavemen. They only communicate in grunts and head movements. Don't even try to talk to them on the phone. It is a lesson in futility. If you can't see the shakes and nods of their heads you'll never know what they are talking about.)

Me: You need to start by loosening the lug nuts just a little before you jack the car up otherwise the stupid tire just spins. And, that's just annoying.

Him: Uh, Uh (my head was down so I had to assume that this was confirmation of my profound statement.)

Me: You have to put the jack in the right place. Get it wrong and something will break. Don't ask me what but grandpa said it would when he taught me to change tires like a hundred years ago. (my father refused to let us girls get our driver's license until we could change a tire and the oil, including the air filter thank you very much)

Him: humf, growl (his head may or may not have been moving but I wouldn't have been able to see. I was still laying with my head and shoulders under the car.)

Me: Where are the state patrol when you need them? Hmmmmm? (jack now in place, car up in the air, me huffing and puffing through the tire change) Damn it go 3 miles over the speed limit and without fail there will be a policeman there to stop you but when you have a real problem where are they? Huh, HUH?

Him: Uh mom? (this should have been my first clue that I was in trouble. The kid hadn't called me anything but Ugh for a year or I think I was Ugh it might have been humf, it was really hard to know.)

Me: Christ, all those cops are probably hanging around some effing donut shop scarfing donuts and coffee. (head down trying fight with the tire)

Him: Uh mom? MOM! (another clue here that I completely ignored)

Me: They are never ever around when you really need them. This is a major highway for Christ sakes. You would think they could patrol it better. I have half a mind to write a nasty letter.

Him: MOM (yelling politely, you know, that half desperate scream that we all do when we want someone to look at us without being too obvious).

Me: WHAT? Can't you see I'm busy here? (finally looking up at him)

Me: Crap!

There standing behind the Boy was a Washington State Patrolman silently laughing his head off. The jerk just stood there while I ranted, raved, and pretty much made a fool of myself.

Love,
M

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Struggling Economy

In light of the struggling economy
dinner conversation the other night focused on the question,
If we had to eat one of the dogs which would we choose.

The young, tender, lean one


Or the older, shorter, well marbled fat one?

??????

Love,
The vegetarian that would never even consider eating one of the precious puppies.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Time Saver Ideas

Image courtesy of Kitchen Illiterate

After spending 8 hours at work the last thing I want to do when I come home is spend an hour or more in the kitchen cooking dinner (takes away from my wine drinking time. Don't cha'ya know). To remedy this problem I cook up a bunch of items ahead of time on the weekend. Since I batch all this together it takes about an hour tops.

Some people like to cook whole meals but to tell you the truth that seems a little limiting to me. Call me flighty (you know you want to) but I just can't commit to any one thing at any one time. (pretty ADD, huh)

Here's my weekend list of things that I cook that saves me from slitting my wrists at the end of the day. These are staples only. I won't even mention the tofu. Most people don't like it. JR can't get over the texture. The Boy loves it breaded and fried. Go figure! I'll eat it any way I can get it.

Eggplant: I love this stuff so when it is on sale the Boys are forced to eat it at least once that week. The problem with eggplant is that if you were to just chop it up and cook it you'll end up with a bitter mushy mess. It needs to be salted and drained for about an hour. Too much time for a week night dinner.

My solution 1: salt, rinse & drain it, place in a ziptop bag with a couple of pieces of paper towel and store in the icebox.

My solution 2: salt, rinse & drain it, bread it like I would chicken, tofu or fish, fry until brown in olive or vegetable oil, cool & drain on a baking rack over a piece of paper towel. Store in the icebox in a ziptop bag.

Recipe 1: There is nothing that goes better with eggplant than pasta. Eggplant Parmesan, the eggplant recipe I post the other day (cuz damn it was even better warmed up the next day) and any of a other dozen recipes.

Potatoes: I bake several, in which I mean at least 6, on the weekend.

My solution 1: there is really only one. Bake these puppies, let them cool then stick them in the icebox. Don't wrap them up; just put them in the produce crisper.

Recipe 1.: OMG! too many to list. One of our favorites is to cut them into home fries, baste them with pesto, and broil until hot and bubbling. And that's just pesto try olive oil and Southwest seasonings, creole, curry, you name it. (rolls eyes and heads for the kitchen)

Recipe 2: No brainer here. Twice baked. Duh!

Recipe 3: Scoop out the insides, warm up with milk, butter and sour cream. Mash. Please don't throw those skins away. Stuff them with just about anything.

Recipe 4: potato salad. Enuf said.

Rice: I cook up about 3 cups of rice per weekend. That's 3 cups of rice to 6 cups water. Makes like a billion cups of rice.

My solution 1: cool then stuff in a ziptop bag. Scoop out the amount you want into a saucepan. Add a couple of tablespoons of water. Heat up on the stove.

Recipes 1: The possibilities are endless. Add 3 beaten eggs, some frozen thawed and squeezed dry vegetables, and a cup of rice top with cheese (or not) and bake 20 minutes at 375 degrees. Top with salsa, sour cream, avocado (my mouth is watering right now).

Recipes 2: Do all of the above but stir in a couple of teaspoons of curry. Or Dijon mustard. Or Italian spices topped with roasted tomatoes. (to roast tomatoes= line cookie sheet with foil, spray with vegetable spray or grease with oil, spread out 1 can of tomatoes, bake at 350 for about 20 minutes).

Recipes 3:
Image courtesy of Chezpei.com

Dump 1/4 chopped onion, 1 clove garlic, 1 can green chillies, 1 cup cilantro leaves into food processor. Run processor into smooth. You will have to scrap this down a couple of times. Warm up rice, add mixture, let sit on stove on warm for 5 minutes. Serve. I made this on Tuesday night. OMG!!!!! The leftovers will be stuffed in tortillas with black beans, lettuce, and Pico de gallo.

Image from Wikipedia

Pasta: I cook up a couple of pounds (different types, doesn't really matter which) until it is not quite al dente.

My solution 1: Drain. Put back into pot. Add a couple of tablespoons of olive oil to coat. When totally cool place in ziptop bag and place in the icebox.

Recipe 1: See eggplant

Recipe 2: See Monday's post.

The rhythm of the make ahead dance goes like this:
  1. preheat oven to 400 degrees
  2. start eggplant draining
  3. coat potatoes in vegetable oil put in oven
  4. boil pasta
  5. boil rice
  6. make a batch of scones put in oven with potatoes
  7. everything should be done around the same time, follow directions above to store.
  8. Voila! Your done!
  9. Go play!
That's probably enough for now. Nessa is freaking out that I'm not throwing the ball at the correct rate of speed that she requires. She is totally obsessed.

Love,
M

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ouch!




Cholla Garden
Joshua Tree National Park



Pronounced Choy-ah


Teddy Bear Cholla

Do not hug!

Love,
M

p.s. another Wordless Wednesday that I totally disregarded the wordless part.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Rambling Tuesday

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Keely over at the Un-Mom gives away this cool Random Tuesday Thoughts thingy. I love it and try to play every week. Plus it gives me the opportunity to be flighty, eclectic, and all around odd. Not like I need an excuse for that kind of behavior. While you're over at Keely's check out her Mr Linky gadget. I'm such a magpie. If it's new and shiny and a little (okay, a lot) geeky I am all there.
  • Did you ever notice that the word eclectic has a plethora of cees. I mean, count them. There are like a ton of those bad boys. This word gets used a lot within my hearing so I've made a study of it. The word eccentric (HeeHee it has 3 cees too) is another word that people like to use around me. I've made sure everyone knows the difference between the meanings of these two words. I am eclectic because I like a lot of different things. I am not eccentric because I don't have 18 cats. See the difference? You could get all English major and look up the real definition but this one works for me.
  • Chances are you are not attending the inauguration coming up on the 20th but if you are;
Wow, how cool! Can you bring a friend?

Anyhoo, you can still eat like you are going to be invited to dinner with the new President. The Inaugural Committee has released the menu and recipes that will be served. If, like me, duck and peasant are not in your grocery budget you can always substitute chicken or turkey.

  • The Boy made the Dean's list. Woot! He got his certificate in the mail today. We're going to party like....well....like it's 1889. Homemade food and hooch for everyone!


We did the homemade food (like we do anything else) no hooch though.
We're pretty proud of him.
He worked hard.

  • Jen and I are receiving a lot of pantry photos and posts. You guys are awesome! I've put together what we've received so far so you can see pantry's in all their glory.
Katie's pantry is awe inspiring. It is a complete room! If this was any competition, like with prizes or something, she would so win.

Cyndie at HarryJack's Mommy has this terrific door rack that I just have to have. I love me some organizational stuff.

Sandie Simply Says has some super plastic storage containers. I may need to invest in some of those.

Jen's pantry comes complete with dog. That must have set her back a pretty penny. I'll need to stock up on dog. Cheapo me will wait until it they go on sale.

Casey's pantry has those excellent slide-out shelves. Sweet!!


Thanks everyone. It was fun.
Oh, if you still want to play feel free to take those photos and send them in or post about your pantry.
  • I have a post started with a bunch of time saving food tips & tricks. Things to cook up on the weekend then turn into meals during the week. Stay tuned.
  • I've barely started my spin for this week and feeling pretty bad about it. Must. Spin!

Have a wonderful day everyone.

Love,
M







Monday, January 12, 2009

Cheap Eats – Recipes


I firmly believe in making a large enough batch of something then using the leftovers for dinner the next night. This recipe is made for this purpose. I serve this as a main dish. If the guys want meat I usually give them slices of a grilled chicken breast. Of course, I serve this with bread of some sort. Usually something on the day old bread rack or whatever I have handy.


Once again I adapted a recipe from a Williams-Sonoma cookbook. I changed out some of the ingredients to less expensive, more available and less time consuming items.


Spaghetti with Eggplant, Cheese, and Tomato


1 large eggplant

Salt for eggplants

Vegetable oil for frying

1 yellow onion, finely chopped

½ cup olive oil

2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

1 can 28 ounces plum tomatoes, with juice

Freshly ground pepper to taste

½ cup fresh basil leaves, torn or chopped in small pieces – from garden or window sill

1 lb spaghetti

½ cup mild feta or coarsely grated ricotta salata cheese

½ cup grated pecorino Romano or parmesan cheese.


Serves 6 - Approximate cost $6.00


1. Cut the eggplant crosswise into slices ½ inch thick. Make a layer of slices on a baking cooling rack or colander and sprinkle with salt. Continue layering and sprinkling until all of the slices are used. Top with a plate and a heavy weight such as a pot. Place the colander/rake over a bowl, sink or baking sheet. Let stand for 1 hour to drain off the bitter juices. Rinse off the salt and dry the slices with paper towels. This can be done a day ahead, placed in a ziptop bag with dry paper towels and placed in the freezer. *


2. In a large frying pan over medium heat, pour in oil to a depth of ½ inch. Add enough of the eggplant slices to make a single layer in the pan. Fry the slices, turning once, until tender and lightly browned on both sides. Transfer to paper towels to drain. Continue until you are done with all the slices.


3. In a large saucepan over medium heat, sauté the onion in the olive oil until tender, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and sauté for 30 seconds longer. Be careful not to burn the garlic. YUK. Add the tomatoes and salt and pepper to taste. Reduce the heat to low and simmer, uncovered, until thickened, about 20 minutes.


4. Remove the sauce from the heat. Cut the eggplant into strips and stir them into the tomato sauce along with the basil.


5. While sauce in reducing cook pasta per the instructions. It should be al dente.


6. Drain the spaghetti and pout in large serving bowl. Add the sauce and the cheeses** and stir and toss well.


*Time Saver Tip: Over the weekend I salt & drain then store eggplant for use later in the week. I also bake a half dozen potatoes, make a batch of rice and a couple of pounds of pasta, boil a half dozen to a dozen eggs and bake scones, biscuits and cookies.


**I see nothing wrong with cutting back on the cheese a bit. A good substitute for the feta/ricotta cheese would be cottage cheese.


***Save any leftovers for lunches or minestrone soup the next day.


Quick Minestrone Soup


2 carrots, peeled and diced

1 celery stalk, diced

2 tablespoons oil

1 cup frozen spinach, thawed and squeezed dry.

2 baked potatoes, peeled and chopped – this is where baking them over the weekend comes in handy

2 cups water, vegetable or chicken broth

1 can beans, drained

Leftover eggplant pasta – roughly chopped

Salt & pepper to taste

Serves few or many depending on what you toss in. - Approximate cost $2.00


1. In large saucepan sauté carrots and celery in the oil until soft. About 5 or 6 minutes.


2. Add stock or water and beans to saucepan. Heat through. About 3 or 4 minutes


3. Toss in potatoes, spinach, leftover eggplant and heat through.


*** You can add more or less water to adjust thickness. Also another can of tomatoes is a nice addition. You can never go wrong with more garlic and onion either.


Enjoy!

M



Saturday, January 10, 2009

You're on Jen!

Jen over at Sprite's Keeper threw down the gauntlet this afternoon. She wanted to see my pantry. I think she was a tad dis-believing. Oh sure, she didn't say as much but I could tell from the tone of her comment. I'm the mother of kids her age. I know disbelief when I hear it. (it was that or the voices in my head. I'm going with disbelief. Less worrisome that way)

Not one to let a challenge go unanswered I promptly got on the phone to my daughter-in-law.

Me: Hey, (I start most conversations with the word hey, weird huh?) I need my camera back.

Val: We're still using it.

Me: So!

Val: It'll be kind of a pain to bring it back today.

Me: And your point is?

Val: Fine, I'll bring it over when I run some errands (sighing audibly).

She brought the camera by with the stipulation that I could take two pictures then she's taking it back. WTF?

I take my two pictures all the while being heckled by Val, JR and the Boy. "Is that for the blog." "Michele, you really need to get a life." "Crap mom, could you be more of a nerd?"

I got my pictures (symbolically flipping them all the bird).

So Jen here's my pantry. Fully stocked (HeeHee)


I even took the time to add some text so you'll know how I organize the shelves (I love me some Photoshop). We librarians have to organize. It's a painful affliction.

I'm challenging all of you to send me pictures of your pantry. The real deal. No organizing it before hand. Can you "eat out of your pantry"? (snicker, snicker)

Love,
M

p.s. Email address is on the right under the about me.

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Frugal Pantry

Gunter's Confectionery - Chicago 1920s

A well stocked pantry (there’s an “r” in there guys. Do not confuse this with a well stocked panty. That’s a totally different thing that I will not ever be discussing) will provide a ton of meal options without a whole lot of work and do it cheaply.


I like to do what I call “eat out of my pantry”. (again look for the "R". cue snickering) I define this as only making recipes that I have ingredients in the pantry. This does not mean that I won’t make recipes just because I don’t have every single item in the pantry. I’ve been known (read always) to get creative. When I post a recipe I’ll try to include substitutions that will work. Then you’ll have lots of options available to you.


I don’t suggest running out to purchase tons of stuff in order to stock your pantry. Build up slowly. (Why does this post seem to lend itself to sexual humor? I will so NOT go there) As things go on sale buy as many as you can afford. Just remember that sales are run on cycles. Most staple items go on sale every 6 to 8 weeks. So buy enough to go 10 or 12 weeks and you’ll never have to make that emergency grocery store run. It’s those emergency runs that will kill your food budget.



WallWalla, Washington 1920s


Here is a sample of my pantry (that’s with a "R" again):


Canned Beans = I keep several different types. I pay no more than 50 cents a can and I buy about 20 cans at a time.


Canned Veggies = corn, beets & green beans only because I can’t stand any other type of vegetable that is canned. I pay .50 cents a can or less on these 3 items and buy 10 to 15 cans at a time.


Canned Tomatoes = yeah, yeah these could be a veggie or a fruit if you want to be literal. I buy and use so many cans of tomatoes I gave them their own category (librarian here! We need to categorize). I buy a variety of canned tomatoes such as diced, diced with onions & peppers, stewed, whole, sauce, you name it. I pay .50 cents or less per can and buy 20 cans at a time (I scored, hee hee, last night on tomato sauce for .15cent a can).


Flour = I bake most of all my own breads, cookies, cakes, etc so keeping a good supply of flour on hand is a must. This goes on sale about twice a year; once around Thanksgiving and again in the summer. FYI, you have to store flour carefully to keep the bugs out. If you have a big enough freezer you can place each bag in a zip top bag then stack in the freezer. I don’t have a big freezer yet. I still place each bag in a zip top bag then stack in a cool dark place. For me that is my hall linen closet. You have to get creative when it comes to storage when you buy in bulk. When it went on sale this fall I bought 10 – 5 pound bags. That should last me till the middle of the summer. Each 5 pound bag was .99 cents.


Sugar = It’s the baking thing. I purchased 6 – 4 pound bags for .99 cents each. It has the same sale cycle as flour.


Powdered milk = baking, making cream soups, and casseroles. I buy in the bulk bin.


Canned fruit = I keep cranberry sauce; bought on sale during the holidays. I buy enough for a year. (JR loves it with any chicken dish and I use it to bake with). Peaches and pears; I mostly bake with the canned stuff.


Pasta = I keep a variety of pasta shapes purchased for $1.00 per pound or less. (I got a pasta maker for Christmas. We'll be cranking out some soon.)


Rice = Brown, white, Arborio, & wild rice. I buy it either at Costco or in the bulk bin. I usually buy about 3 months worth at a time.


Oranges - California1920s


These are just the staples. If something goes on sale like cake mixes I buy 5 or 6 boxes. (Besides cakes you can make cookies, scones and biscuits out of cake mix. I'll pass this recipe on soon if you want.) Breadcrumbs, nuts, pasta sauce, mayonnaise, oatmeal, Mac & Cheese, crackers, etc these are some other things I buy on sale.


Love,

M


p.s. Taking the "R" out of the word pantry would have made this post much funnier! Go ahead. Try it! I wait...... Wasn't that funny?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

My Guilty Secret or maybe not so secret

This weeks spin cycle is guilt. Jen is giving us a chance to get something off our chests. If you haven't checked out the spin cycle head over there.

This is kind of hard for me. I'm guilty of being the biggest idiot on the planet EVER because when I was 19 years old I got married to a jerk.


In my defense I was young, dumb, and "in love". 2 1/2 years later I was released from bondage. It took another 5 years to get my self esteem back, gain back the weight I lost because he insisted I was too fat (90 pounds and 5 foot 2 inches is not too fat), and stop punishing myself for failing. I wasn't the failure in this relationship.

I'd like to say something in his defense but I can't. He took but didn't give. I paid all the bills. When he left me he emptied our savings account when we had agreed that he could only take half. I didn't even know that he did this until I went to pay the rent and didn't have the money. I had to move out asap, forfeit the deposit then move in with my parents. Then I was a bigger idiot still by sending him more money when he asked. IDIOT AGAIN!

He was in California at this time and I was in my hometown in Washington. Did he have the decency to tell me he wanted a divorce over the phone. NO. He wrote a letter filled with mis-spelling and typos. That's right he didn't even hand write it. I didn't even see it coming. IDIOT AGAIN! Only smart thing I did was correct that letter with a red pen then send it back.

I paid for the divorce and I alone showed up in the judge's chambers. He didn't even bother to sign the divorce papers. That is why the judge changed the reason from irreconcilable differences to abandonment. He doesn't even know that the judge gave me alimony for life regardless of whether I remarried or not. I never sued him for it. I didn't want anything from him and never will.

So if I could change 1 thing in my life it would be this. I would have made it harder for him to take advantage of me. I was so smitten that I let (probably encouraged) him to think that it was okay to treat me like bad. I hope that he treats his second wife better. I hope she makes him treat her better.

The smartest and scariest thing I ever did was let JR into my life. I give him all the credit for picking me up, dusting me off, and putting the shine back on. I would never be who I am today if it wasn't for JR. He put up with my craziness those first years together and loved me through all of it. Sometimes I wake up next to JR in the mornings and wonder how I got so lucky.

So I guess I am guilty of being the stupidest person in the world then becoming the smartest.

Love,
M

Wordless Wednesday that is well not quite so wordless

Not quite totally wordless. I'm willing to flout convention.

Ever find a gem among the rubbish?



This is a drawing I found among my in-laws stuff. It is pencil drawing of the homestead of one side of my husband's Irish family's. The typing at the top is the text of the hand written note on the back. Turns out that Kitty Elliott is a fairly popular folk artist in Ireland. I had no idea at the time that I kept this, I just liked it. I framed it and now it hangs in my dining room.

Thanks for letting me pull out some more old crap.

Love,
M

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Glowing Bathroom

My bathroom started out this color gray. I changed it to this.

And, can you blame me? Every morning for a year I put my makeup on to that hideous color. God knows what I looked like. Probably some sort of scary clown (aren't all clowns scary?). Not that I wear all that much makeup. I am too lazy to wear anything but the bare minimum; foundation (menopausal remember, think blotchy. Not bitchy, that's blotchy. Alright it's bitchy too), blusher, and mascara.

The picture doesn't do it justice (6am everyone). It is actually a lot softer yellow.

This one is better. (The watercolor that I put there is one of my favorite paintings. Mostly because it is of my favorite flower (magnolia) and it took me forever to paint the damn thing. Watercolor is a b*tch of a medium. I doubt if I will keep it in the bathroom though. I don't think it will do very well in there. Watercolor and damp places; not a good mix. I'm just saying...)

This color is a cheerful, happy, "I'm up and ready to take on the world color." I'm none of those things so at least the bathroom should be.

It may be a wee bit too bright. Last night or early this morning I'm not sure when, I was in that place between dreaming and wakefulness when I looked over towards the bathroom to see it glowing. This. woke. me. up. fast. For a moment I thought aliens had landed in my bathroom. The unnatural glow was terrifying. Why any self-respecting alien would want to land in my bathroom was beyond me. This was my bathroom for God sakes! I barely want to be in there. It has a huge mirror! It's a frightening place where reality and age meet! Kind of like the Twilight Zone.

Turns out the street light shines in our bathroom window. Who'da thunk it? The gray must have deadened the light long before it could make it out the door.

While the paint fumes were still dancing around in my head. I convinced JR that the bedroom needed to be painted blue. That's right folks, another full day painting. Was I crazy? No, just high on paint fumes.

I thought the bathroom was bad with all it's nooks and crannies, corners and baseboards. Try the frigging bedroom. At least the bathroom ceiling is painted yellow (why would anyone in their right mind paint a bathroom ceiling gray? Oh wait, they painted the whole effing room gray.)

The bedroom started out all white. We being the semi-intelligent people that we are only painted the walls blue.


JR is in charge of roller duty. Why he gets the easy part is beyond me. Something about taping and height and "you are so much better at detail work", yada, yada, yada! The jerk wants to get back to watching the game and drinking a beer. I'm wise to his game.


I can't possibly make it easy on myself and tape the room off like a normal person. It's sort of a crazy quirk of mine (among dozens). I prefer to free hand it. I have my own little competition with myself. Can I do a whole room without getting paint on the ceiling, carpet, door frames or baseboard? The answer is; Yes.


Of course, half way around the room my right hand is a crippled useless appendage at the end of my arm. Do I leave that SOB of a room until my hand becomes functioning again? No way! That would be the wussy way to handle it. Not for me thank you very much. I switch hands. Some days it just pays to be ambidextrous.


After crippling both hands, my forearms and shoulders I was completely worthless at work yesterday. Good thing it was train the new cataloger day or I might have screwed something totally up. Good grief what am I thinking, I'm a librarian, how much damage can I do? It's not like someone will bleed to death if they don't get their book.

Isn't Nessa the photo hog? Not that any of these pictures are any good. She is the best thing about them. I really need to trim around her eyes so she can see.

Love,
M

Saturday, January 3, 2009

It could be the paint fumes talking

Some genius decided that the master bathroom in our house should be painted gray. No, not a lovely sophisticated dove gray but an ugly dark gray. Think battleship. Think elephant skin. Think Seattle winter skies. Yeah, like JR and I didn't move away from our friends and family in Seattle to get out of gray. I just couldn't take. any. more. gray! (I'm using the U.S. spelling of gray.)

Why is it that people that live in Seattle paint their houses gray? Does that make any sense? I don't think so.

So, every morning I stumble into the bathroom at 4:50 am eyes blurry, tongue fuzzy, hair wild to be met with gray. Unrelieved gray. Dark depressing gray. Thank the gods that we have a 3 foot by 6 foot window in our bathroom or I would have taken a razor to my wrists by now. No lie I would have.

After my whining and bitching for the last 13 months I wore JR's resolve down to a point where he said; "Fine dammit! Pick out some f**king paint and I'll help you paint the damn bathroom". Please don't think that the swearing is a sign of resignation this is just the way JR talks. Is it any wonder we have potty mouth children? I'm taking no blame for this. Just like having the kids is JR's fault.

This morning JR and I tromped down to 1 of our 2 favorite DIY stores to buy paint. I was stunned by the cost of a gallon of paint these days. $30.95. Sure, it's been 5 years since I had to buy a gallon of paint but this seemed a little much. Did we buy the caviar of paint or is this the going rate?

After priming the walls, (I wasn't going to try to try to cover that ugly dark gray paint with expensive pretty yellow paint.) JR and I started painting. What felt like a million hours later we finished. I had forgotten how much time it takes to paint around all the nooks and cranies that bathrooms are made of. I never want to be that close to my toilet again. For any reason.

The room is done. I love it. It is a sunny yellow that I'm hoping will brighten my mornings because 4:50 am is an ungodly hour to be awake. I need all the brightening I can get.

Love,
M

P.S. I just got a laptop cooler at Costco. The best $18.95 I've spent recently.
P.S.S. I've been working on a post about the importance of your pantry contents. Reviting stuff!

Friday, January 2, 2009

Fun Geek Stuff


I wasn't sure what I was going to post today but then this goofy thing showed up in one of the many tech blogs that I read everyday. You would think that I would have better things to do and you would be right. Only part of my job is to find cool stuff then pass it one to others. The other part is to collect library materials and coordinate our digital memory project.

Now, this doesn't really qualify as a library thing though while I've been writing this I've though of a couple of uses already.

If you haven't already seen this take a look. FeedJournal takes the rss feed from your blog then converts it into a PDF newspaper. Here's what mine looked like. Mind you, I went for the free version because at $59 bucks a month it is way out of my league. I could, of course, do my own with Publisher then convert it to a PDF. But, this was just a whole lot of fun and tons easier. I'm all about whats easy. In this case, laziness just works out better.

BTW, if you try to use Fireshot (a Firefox addon) to capture the image your firefox will crash. Or at least mine did. To get the image above I had to do some fancy foot work. You probably will have better luck.

Love,
M

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year!


In my album of old postcards there were only three New Years ones.
I'm still puzzling over this one.
What do you think it means by the "Best Brand of A Happy New Year?"


This one is my all time favorite.
There is nothing better than a half-naked baby with a monocle swinging on a cold-ass brass pendulum. There is just so much symbolism in the image; from the holly to the bird to the sunrise in the face of the clock.
I don't think the artist could have added anymore.
Check out the top hat!
On the back of this postcard is a poem.
I'm not sure who James Reid was but he must have lived in Saco, Montana. There in no canceled stamp so I think it must been hand delivered.


In case you can't read it:

"Tis all in vain
we strive to say,
Our greetings in
some never way;
The same old words
will always start,
From heart to lip
from lip to heart."

Sincerely,
James Reid

Any of you know if this is an original? I've done a basic Google search and if I get the time I'll check the Ancestry.com and a couple of literary databases. And if I'm feeling really ambitious (though I don't see that happening) I'll check with my friends up at the Montana State Archives and the ASU-English Department.



This postcard expresses my sentiments completely.

With best New Year Wishes

Love,
M